wlntersoldier:

guardians of the galaxy is marvel’s way of weeding out the weak fans

if you can’t handle a talking tree and a raccoon you sure as fuck don’t deserve age of ultron

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

domericbolton:

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

officialwhitegirls:

2000yr:

What the hell is the science side of tumblr

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